
Anonymous: any advice for moving to london?
Well, there are some things you should know.
First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy.
Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
I spent £1.50 on those party hats.
I’m making sure I get the most use out of them.
sitronsyre replied to your post: I need help…which of these Kate Bush Tattoos…
if you’re getting the never for ever tattoo, you need to include all the weird stuff coming out of her skirt! But I’m personally all for the Kick inside tattoo :D
Hmmm yes, the skirt stuff is pretty essential! Although I think I’d be getting it on my calf, so I’d have to scale it down a bit.
I’m so conflicted! Maybe I should just get them all.

Anonymous: Have you ever taken a boy's virginity before? If so, what was it like?
I have indeed! Virgins are really annoying, I hate fucking them.
They’re squirmy and they cum too quickly, and they give terrible blow jobs.